bibendum

bibendum, also known as the michelin man, also known as bibelobis, is a man made out of michelin brand car tyres. it is claimed thathe simply eats any obstacle that lies in his path. he has made a starring role in a movie, in which he plays a policeman fighting a murderous psychopathic ronald mcdonald. seriously. the first appearance of bibendum, refered to by bibendum fans as proto-bibendum, is absolutely terrifying and should never be viewed.

naturally, i have a poster of it above my bed.